• 26 février 2020
jokes to tell crush

Some Amazing Jokes To Tell Your Crush

Impressing your crush might seem like a challenging task because it’s not just the task that needs attention but the novelty of the idea to impress someone and the nervousness that is prevalent when you have butterflies next to that person. But fortunately, for most of us, it’s not as big as it seems to be from a distance. Jokes are thus a way to reach out to them and display a better personality.

Humor is one universal way to connect with almost anyone, even if they are strangers and in a time where texting is usually the first step to talk to a new person. This generation takes their time opening up to a new person, so texting from the comfort of your homes is an excellent way to warm up, and adding jokes will definitely make the process much more fun. Here are 10 jokes that you can use.

Corny jokes

It’s quite casual and cool to drop in dad jokes to make someone laugh goofily. It’s the right choice for those who are still in the very initial friendship phase with their crush.
1. Why do you think melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
2. What do runners ensure to eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
3. What does a dog who’s also a magician say for a trick? Labracadabra!
4. Why did the skeleton have to go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
5. What did the sea say to the ocean when they first met? It just waved.
6. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
7. If you were a fruit, you’d be a banana because I find you a-peeling.
8. Are you my salivary glands? Because you make my mouth water.

Cute pick-up lines

When you’re ready to get the hints going and are at the point where the joke conveys more meaning than just a joke, these few funny pick up lines might smoothen your way into her life.
1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have ‘fine’ written all over you.
2. How do you still have a driving license? It should get suspended for all the people you’ve driven crazy.
3. Let’s get a pizza, but I call dibs for a pizza (piece of) you.
4. I’m not exactly a photographer, but I can picture us together.
5. I’m glad I carried my library card today because I am totally checking you out.
6. You have started spending so much time in my mind; I think I should charge you rent.
7. Roses are red, and violets are blue; would you mind if I came home with you?
8. Are you from middle-east? Cause you Israeli hot.

Cheesy one-liners

Once the elephant in the room is ready to be addressed, you can melt your special one’s heart by using cheesy lines every now and then. Make sure you hit the right spot at the right time and don’t leave any window open for someone else to sneak in.
1. Are you Google? Because you have the answer to everything, I’ve been searching for.
2. You must be a time traveler because I see my future in you.
3. Something feels wrong with my eyes… I can’t get them off you.
4. You’re like a bank transaction because I have interest in you.
5. I’m learning about important dates in history, and if you’d like, you can be one too.
6. Are you climate change? Because I think you’re killing a lot of people with the hotness.
7. If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘u’ and ‘i’ together.
8. Am I in a museum? Because you’re truly a work of art.

Hilarious lines to win their heart

The last stage is to totally win them with the combination of your sense of humor and the flirting you have to offer. The subtler the joke, the more interesting it is to receive it.
1. My inclination towards you is like diarrhea because I can’t hold it in.
2. Are you my yoga mat? Because I am head over heels for you right in the morning.
3. Please carry a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
4. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
5. Are you my favorite dialogue of captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn 99? Because hot damn!
6. I was blinded by your beauty, so I need your address and number for insurance purposes.
7. You must be a cat because I’m feline, a connection between us.
8. The only time you’re trash is when you want me to take you out.

Along with the right kind of jokes, one should be wary that the time and situation to crack these jokes are appropriate. It is vital to be natural with the process not to come off as desperate and piss off or scare away your crush instead of seeming to be cool.

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